Oh wow really I think this could be my calling :p
Mint walks into to a bar an orders a drink, he says the the bar man "you know what mate I'm hard I'm hard i am " "oh right and what makes you think that " says the bar man,
"well I'm Mint ain't I , I blow people's mouths away"
"fair enough" says the bar man
Then in walks an extra strong mint, he does the same , orders a drink and tells the man behind the bar how strong he is, and so the bar man asks why,
"well its like this.... I'm extra strong mint you see, I'm much harder then mint over there he's just a whimp"
So as they all have a chat and time passes by in walk the tinyest pieceof mint you have ever seen!
When mint and extra strong mint see him they run out of sight and say to the bar man "shhhhh don't tell him were here"
He to orders a drink but he just sits there on his own says nothing Just drinks and leaves!
The other to return to the bar, and the man man says "hey you to why did you run from him or so much bigger and stronger coz you mint and your extra strong mint right?"
Then they both reply at the same time
"Yea BUT! He's Menthol!!!!!"
That would be my submission I think, it's not my favourite joke but it's in my top 3 and it's clean so the young ones can read it hahaha.
Thanks Willeom for telling me about this it's awesome
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